Saturday, July 11, 2009

Oh, no.

I’m a fan of Etsy. I give the people who can actually make a go of it crafting HUGE props. And I’m an especially big supporter of clothing designers who remember that not all of us fit into a size 10.

But this?




Oh, and that uterus? It's a pocket. Intended as a place to store your cigarettes, keys and phone when you go out.

Please, for the love of everything holy, NEVER go out wearing a uterus skirt.

P.S. To see some really beautiful things instead, go here. It’s not her Etsy store. It’s better.

11 comments:

Hard Candy said...

I just stumbled on your blog and I couldn't agree with you more!
No decent human should wear this skirt!

bzzzzgrrrl said...

Nah, that's not a uterus. I'm sure of it. It's ... um ... a UT skirt! That's it! Hook 'em horns!

saucymomma said...

I'm with bzzzzgrrrl. I immediately thought it was a Longhorn. But the colors are all wrong. Really, what was she thinking? A kanga pouch for your uterus?

Donna S. said...

ok... that is kinda funny... I used to say to my husband, "You don't need a uterus to do the dishes - get in here!" If I had that apron I could have tossed it to him and asked him to join us!

bzh said...

Good news! The skirt also comes in pink. Well, actually, it used to come in pink. It SOLD OUT. On May 14, 2008.
Tough luck, sistah.

bzzzzgrrrl said...

I particularly like the idea of keeping your cigarettes in your uterus. Bleah.

Lisa Clarke said...

Thanks for the link to my shop :-) I take it, then, that you don't think I should start making uterus-shaped buttons?

(Could you imagine??)

Lisa Clarke said...

Maybe I should clarify - I'm the one with the shop that was linked to as an example of places NOT to get uterus skirts ;-)

Anonymous said...

OMG - Bzzzzgirl...not a longhorn (or at least a sad one). Best giggle of my day! -lex

Amanda said...

Maybe if I kept my keys in my uterus I wouldn't lose them so often.

bzzzzgrrrl said...

Amanda-
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.